Fast Marina Magazine

don't know what you mean sam you must have me all wrong ain't that right boys.........come on someone back me up

I couldn’t agree with you more Sam. The true Minor enthusiasts are good folk who will work with us and not against us as this has already been demonstrated with a visit from some of their genuine members from their board to ours and vice versa.

Unfortunately sometimes the wee rascals slip through the net and they are not even intelligent enough to call themselves enthusiasts. These people are more of a nuisance and a hindrance to both clubs and its people like this that need to be done away with, preferably with a big shot gun as these folk destroy both Minors and Marinas and make a total pigs arse of it and then the car ultimately dies or ends up in the free local rag or ebay.

I have visited some of these unfinished projects in the past and you only have to look at the hairy arse piece (or failed medical experiment if you with to be polite) to see this and 9 times out of 10 their excuse is:
a) the misses is havin’ a bairn man so ah need tae sell it to buy a pram or
b) um moovin hoose and huv nae space tae keep it or
c) uve got a new job and ah huv nae time tae dae any more work on it big man or
d) The most common reason. I’m moovin tae Australia which you know is total bullshit because they are too proud to say that they have not got a clue on what they are attempting and also looking at their tool kit is a big giveaway especially if it’s the cheapest set of spanners you can buy in poundstretchers

Rant over so I can avoid the naughty step

Perhaps Samantha should sensor them before they join , a few simple questions about their cars should do !!
Although if they slip Sam some butter we're buggered !!

I reckon Mr Vulvas has gone off to buy a Rabbit instead (VW of course ), perhaps coming on here has got a bit too hot for him 8)

No , i'm sure it should be a rampant rabbit Frank !!

JIM73 wrote:No , i'm sure it should be a rampant rabbit Frank !!

do they go faster?

this is a pm I got yesterday from the above mentioned i'm still waiting
"I stick to my word unlike some people on this forum i sent you a pm yesterday about paying for your car and collecting it if you have pay pal let me no there are 2 sides 2 every story!!! "

forgive me for sounding a bit negative but I don't think his word is worth very much

:roll: Surely if he had paypal all he had to do was press the button saying `pay now` :? ...perhaps that was too complicated for him :roll:

Sounds like a case for Sherlock Sam !!

You took the words straight out of my mouth Frank. Vulvas tells that many pork pies his word is like Stu says is worthless.

Volvos if you watching (which you probably are) can you explain why your ebay page fails to display this symbol? “Pay Nowâ€￾

JIM73 wrote:Perhaps Samantha should sensor them before they join , a few simple questions about their cars should do !!
Although if they slip Sam some butter we're buggered !!

Dunno about sensoring, may be able to censor though

you vanish for a few days and all hell breaks loose. i take it i missed all the fun again, shame i was looking forward to giving some minor clown
abuse

Yeah I had saved you a step and eveything Ray

as long as there was a cover asi don't want splinters in my ass

It doesn’t help when you sit on her step when the paint is still wet and you leave a dirty big arse print on it