Fast Marina Magazine

Don't dis the pig !! :P

have you got him enibriated lately or is he t total now 8)

No he's sober mate !! Honestly thought we'd killed him last time :roll: mind you it was 10 litres of german beer and he was twitching for a while !! coma perhaps ?

be carefull animal rights but then again its his right to get pis**d then suffer a hangover nobody made him drink it

Talking of monkeys , where's Sean ??

JIM73 wrote:Talking of monkeys , where's Sean ??

I’m hehehehere, I was up a tree scratching my Ar$e 8)

hope you dont mean some of the northern variety they will end up calling us southern fairies and you know how quick this can spiral out of controll good fun though :twisted:

Well you do look like chimp Trev !!

billytits wrote:hope you dont mean some of the northern variety they will end up calling us southern fairies and you know how quick this can spiral out of controll good fun though :twisted:

Dont worry Billy, I will have the knuckle dusters packed in my case and some plasters (the cartoon ones!) for you lol :roll: Oh and a bottle of Buckfast, Paul's fav tonic!

eloues wrote:So Jim likes to poke a porker Bahhhh

you prefer lamb though

i wondered why your pet sporran had a lump in it

ill show you the lumo in the near future trev, hope you have a strong stomach though

Translator please !! :shock: :?

lump jimbo, LUMP

not sure if im reading this right but it will take more than a scotsman to keep me down