Well here we are, the thing came out blinking into the sunlight (yesterday, actually) first time since November.
So this picture is from today, when I lifted the car to clean the earths to the starter motor from underneath, and eventually I took the motor off from underneath. Yesterday I thought I'd start with something simple, like fit the new choke cable and refit the steering column cowl.
If I could rename this thread, I'd call it 'MARINA II - THE FRUSTRATION CONTINUES'. Because it feels like a Star Wars epic.
Refit the steering column cowl eh? Nah. Left hand side with the cable fitted wouldn't bloody go in. Remember it was broken when I took it out? And previously glued? I CANNOT get that half back in behind the wheel. Yeah, the manual says for cowl removal to change the choke cable, "Turn the steering wheel to the left and remove the right hand cowling, then remove the left hand cowling with the choke cable". Well the right hand bit came out with a bit of a squeeze, but the left one, no way. So then when I was at the dismantling stage, I turned the steering wheel to the right and I managed to squeeze the left cowling out, except a chunk fell out that had been broken off before by someone else. Then someone kindly offered to sell me a replacement.
But no way is it going back with the steering wheel in place. It doesn't want to know. I'm marking the chrome on the dashboard, even when I cover it with tape, and the back of the steering wheel - and risking breaking the cowling again.
So then I decided the wheel had to come off. Easy, yes? Loosen the nut, thump the back of the spokes, and off it comes. Done it many times before. Does 'MARINA II - THE AWAKENING' want to play? Does it hell. The nut in the middle of the steering wheel was so tight, I had to cut a piece of timber to wedge between the floor and the left hand spoke before I could loosen the nut. AND I needed an extension tube on my ratchet!
Then, naturally, the wheel wouldn't come off. Despite my best efforts, I nearly broke the indicator stalk by accidentally catching it while thumping. I even tried the technique that worked on the stuck wheel on my Mini (eventually) that of tapping the centre of the steering column with a drift, to try to shock the parts and break the taper. Except the Mini had a centre horn push and I needed a tube. I used a steel pipe fitting over the horn push contacts on that. NO such complication on the Marina. Did tapping the centre of the column help? No.
So...I went out looking for a puller of some sort. Halfords had a three leg puller that I decided wouldn't grip on the radiused edges on the back of my wheel, so I phoned up a motor factor in Mansfield I've used in the past - Fittapart. He said come and look, he might have something. So I went to Mansfield - at everyone else's home time - and what he'd got in mind was a wiper puller, that wasn't big enough for my wheel. Then I got offered two types of hub puller, and one looked promising. With that puller, a couple of long bolts, a handful of nuts and two thick penny washers, I headed back home. The job was over for Monday but I was keen to get that steering wheel off today with my new kit.
Was it plain sailing this morning? Is the Pope a Catholic? Well he is - but it wasn't plain sailing. How could it be? My M10 nuts and M10 bolts were not compatible. Nothing had been said when I picked them from the bins and placed them on the counter - in fact I'm sure I was guided towards the bin with the nuts I needed, and the only other M10 nuts I saw were flange nuts. So today I began by having to cut NEW THREADS in the bloody nuts I bought! They must have been Metric Fine - or badly cut. I can't say as they OBVIOUSLY looked like a fine thread, or that the re-threaded nuts look as though they've got two threads inside them.
So...then I got my contraption on the steering wheel. It fitted fairly well. It didn't slip off. Did it work? No. The bottom part of the plastic steering wheel hub starting to bend and risked breaking, and I managed to put a little dent in the middle of the steering wheel column with the jacking bolt. But the wheel didn't move.
So I gave up. For now.
And turned my attention to the non-working starter motor. A description of what I did and what I found there is written above. In short, earth leads cleaned, voltage checked in positive cables, that darned starter button taken from under the dash and put under the bonnet so I could activate the starter and listen to the clicks, and now the starter motor is off. Lucas, The Prince of Darkness. The prophecy is true.
I think I'll be on the phone to Earlpart in the morning. They list recon exchange starter motors for the Marina. I looked at Moss's website and Rimmer Bros, at MGB parts, just for fun, and the motors they offer look different. Mounting flange in relation to the pinion gear and solenoid all in the wrong places. I'm not wasting my time with MGB parts. Just to cap my day off, the heavens opened before I'd got my tools clear and before I'd got stuff out in the back yard, back in the shed, so tools got wet and so did the Marina, which had been dry all winter! So I spent about twenty minutes toweling its lifeless carcass down so it wasn't marinating while in the garage overnight.
What was that song by Lou Reed? Such a perfect day....