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Thought i'd had too much whiskey for a minute !!

doctor doctor i have a lumo in my testicles :shock:

billytits wrote:not sure if im reading this right but it will take more than a scotsman to keep me down

A scotswoman then maybe. They can be wild up here when in heat

Do they still paint themselves blue Sean ?? or is that just Ray !!

If its not raining we get painted blue with the good old saltire criss crossing our nappers

that's just me jimbo, a diehard till the end

billytits wrote:doctor doctor i have a lumo in my testicles :shock:

No Billy thats your stones lol God gave us wee bags to keep them in so that we wouldnt loose them

billytits wrote:doctor doctor i have a lumo in my testicles :shock:

you lot should have clicked on. a slaughtered hagi obviously. tut tut such filthy minds .

ado28 wrote:

billytits wrote:doctor doctor i have a lumo in my testicles :shock:

No Billy thats your stones lol God gave us wee bags to keep them in so that we wouldnt loose them

iin wee bags ? what you been up to tonite then nugs?

oh now im educated i thought you only got wee bags when you got older and can no longer controll it all is now clear
was :?
now 8)

billytits wrote:oh now im educated i thought you only got wee bags when you got older and can no longer controll it all is now clear
was :?
now 8)

lol

i take it this is now the place for all topics that are off topic. ( chill only having a laugh b4 any of u start )

Not sure Ray, there is that many rules and regulations on here now. I don't think humour is allowed. Off topic topics should be headed as “off topicâ€￾ like many other boards I’m a member of that way people can choose whether to read it or not but it seems that off topic posts arnt welcomed here

but they are on this page, right

I dont know m8