Fast Marina Magazine

if you are all going to be nice boys and girls maybe santa frank will get u a prezzie too. ps, what we having for dessert?

oooh can I have a respray santa frank! Or at least a new steering wheel. Anyone any ideas on where I can get a brown leather one? Mines falling apart and the middle bit is flaking this weird fiberglass type stuff that gets everywhere....

I thought you were going to bag me a haggis Ray , suppose we`ll have to make do with a Chrissy pud with loads of single malt over it

haggis is a main course, plum duff will be fine.

Iwasn`t planning on eating the haggis Ray :shock: , i thought it would make a good pet , plum duff it is then

nice to see some peace and harmony at last

evening to all wherever you are

Oh thats not very nice uncle frank i havent given ben that hard a time just putting my points over thats all but he didnt agree with them so they vanished but lets all forget about about it now and move on and talk marina! No point in fighting all the time

2 noisy as pets with running on the laminate and their tooting keeping u up 2 all hours. plus i dont want it vomitting in the general cause they dont travel well

No Chance! The vomit has already been to close for comfort!

aye, nae mare vomitting

good old pavement pizza eh Ray

I did tell you not to eat that Haggis Ray because it had diarrhoea before you cooked it :roll:

i know but it looked rather plump and tasty

I love Haggis eat it regularly , our Chippy does it deep fried in a long battered Sausgage Mmmm bloody lovely