After Mr Phillips did his best attempt at Yorkshire Tyke "Oh hit's a lott cheaper oop North" and his understanding the counties senior citizens
(quote,their a miserable set of old buggers,all they do is moan)
He went on to inform me,not only do the Northerners dine solely on an array of "pie, chips and mushy peas" we permananty tow caravans around on the back our cars.
On that note might i say, we have a very varied selection of cusine,not just meat pies but some times vegetable and meat together,we often have beans instead of Mushy peas,and on special occasions a fried egg or sausage,(my parents only use oven chips) i have taken the caravan of this week,as the Whippets are using it,so please in future be more accurate with your statements Mr Phillips,now lets get that chip pan on..
Beckett Bros" more lard please" 
