How To Look Good Naked!!

Uncle Frank · Post by **Uncle Frank** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:28 pm

Nigella Lawson does it for me!!, and she can cook too...what more does a man need !

The General · Post by **The General** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:29 pm

can she change a marina engine as well frank

Uncle Frank · Post by **Uncle Frank** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:31 pm

no but she could grease the nipples!!, and service the big end!!

JIM73 · Post by **JIM73** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:38 pm

I can see this topic getting pulled again eh Frank !!

The General · Post by **The General** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:38 pm

i didn't know people at your age got up to these things frank

Uncle Frank · Post by **Uncle Frank** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:41 pm

you`d be surprised Ray

, your`e probably right there Jimbo, still it`s a bit of fun for now eh!!

The General · Post by **The General** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:42 pm

i though youwere more of the pipe and slipper brigade

JIM73 · Post by **JIM73** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:44 pm

No Franks more of a flares and cardigan man !!

Uncle Frank · Post by **Uncle Frank** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:45 pm

:shock: Whatever turns you on Ray...i suppose you have a nice pair of those tartan slippers and a wee dram for those long winter nights ?!!

Uncle Frank · Post by **Uncle Frank** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:47 pm

Anyway Ray...we still don`t know who you would google, given the chance!! 8)

JIM73 · Post by **JIM73** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:48 pm

For a second there Frank i thought you'd written tartan knickers !!

The General · Post by **The General** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:48 pm

as a matter of fact iv'e got my tartan slippers on with matching sporran, just waiting on the misses coming out the bath.

JIM73 · Post by **JIM73** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:50 pm

Wearing a tartan towel !!

The General · Post by **The General** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:50 pm

Generally 1 wrote:i though you were more of the pipe and slipper brigade

Uncle Frank · Post by **Uncle Frank** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:50 pm

:shock:

and with that thought, i`m off to bed!!, see you tomorrow boys, nite, nite