How To Look Good Naked!!

Clan Chieftain · Post by **Clan Chieftain** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:09 pm

8) come on now sean you of all people being a conniseur of the hagii should know that they only survive on scottish air. that is why they are natural to scotland and only hump every 29th february.

ado28 · Post by **ado28** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:09 pm

stuthegasman wrote:yep pageant blue is a dirty word in my house.........mainly because I kept treading it into the carpets when i'd been out painting the mk 3 lol

Aye and I bet your arse was vermilion after your misses seen the carpets

Uncle Frank · Post by **Uncle Frank** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:10 pm

looks like it will be a pageant blue basque and stockings for the missus this christmas then Stu....bloody hell you would be in paradise mate!!

The General · Post by **The General** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:11 pm

oh and the blue santa hat to match

ado28 · Post by **ado28** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:12 pm

larryital wrote:8) come on now sean you of all people being a conniseur of the hagii should know that they only survive on scottish air. that is why they are natural to scotland and only hump every 29th february.

Aye but I will put them in a large container filled with Scottish air then on the island we can perform the ceremony on it. I wouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t recommend anyone that is squeamish to watch the killing as itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s not very nice for the poor haggis and a tad messy

The General · Post by **The General** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:13 pm

but bloody tasty all the same

ado28 · Post by **ado28** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:14 pm

EL Presidente IOW wrote: looks like it will be a pageant blue basque and stockings for the missus this christmas then Stu....bloody hell you would be in paradise mate!!

Aye but only for less than a minute Frank lol

Clan Chieftain · Post by **Clan Chieftain** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:15 pm

8) my arse is flame red at the moment and its not with painting either.

ado28 · Post by **ado28** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:17 pm

larryital wrote:8) my arse is flame red at the moment and its not with painting either.

No Larry, thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s your face your looking at

:P

Clan Chieftain · Post by **Clan Chieftain** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:17 pm

come on stu you can surely go longer than a minute.

The General · Post by **The General** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:18 pm

his favourite film is gone in 60 seconds

Uncle Frank · Post by **Uncle Frank** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:20 pm

Blimey Stu , surely you can last longer than a minute!!, in gear like that you should be able to go all night!

The General · Post by **The General** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:20 pm

like you last night then

Clan Chieftain · Post by **Clan Chieftain** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:20 pm

seans is the 39 steps cos he has sat on every one of them.

JIM73 · Post by **JIM73** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:21 pm

The General wrote:his favourite film is gone in 60 seconds

That's more like Frank's hair line !!