I've come home to a choke cable in a Jiffy bag I ordered for the HL, from Moss Europe, and it's the wrong one. Not my fault. I had a fifteen minute telephone conversation with one of the operatives at Moss Europe yesterday, discussing my requirements, and this is the result.
Months ago I guesstimated the length while everything was assembled on the car, and ordered a 60" twist and lock choke cable off Ebay, about the longest one I could find. When it arrived, it didn't lock. It went back, and I got a full refund and I didn't re-order.
With the carbs now away and the very old, very likely original choke cable off and residing in an upstairs cupboard drawer, I'd measured my old cable and found the outer (with disintegrating pvc sheathing) was 66" long and the inner about 71" long. And my cable's got the holes for a choke light switch, though that's not a priority for me, just a consideration.
So, unable to identify what choke cable I needed off Moss's website, Moss having been recommended to me, I phoned them up from work yesterday. The perfectly amenable phone operative suggested (when I asked if it was possible for him to give me a part number if I gave dimensions - no it wasn't) I might need a part for a Mini.....I suggested that wouldn't be long enough, because you sit practically on top of a Mini engine, while a Marina has got a long bonnet...like, say, an MGB. So I waited on the phone while he measured 5 Mini choke cables from stock that came up on his system - all too short from the dimensions I gave. No surprise there then. Then he went looking for 'B' cables - I told him I'd like one with the little holes for the choke warning lamp switch if possible, but it didn't matter if he couldn't find one like that. A few minutes later he told me he'd found one that was a bit too long, and that I might have to chop it down. Not a problem. I did the deal over the phone and was assured the cable would be on my doormat today.
So it was when I came home. I opened the package, noted the little holes were there for the switch, but that the knob was a different style to my aged original one, but you can't have everything. Somewhere in my mind, looking at the coiled cable, my inner voice asked "Does this look long enough?"
Just before going to get cleaned up and eat, I opened it out and thought "No, it isn't long enough." Got the old one, laid them both out on the floor, the new one is only NEARLY TWO FEET TOO SHORT! How the bloody hell can about 51" - 52" inner cable length be TOO LONG when I gave a dimension of 71"?
I'll be on the phone tomorrow, telling them they've sent me an unsuitable part, that's for sure, and they'd better come up with the return postage fee because it is their fault. But I'm starting to despair that even a SIMPLE thing like a choke cable for a BL/BMC car, which are generally reckoned to be well catered for compared to things like Vauxhalls and Hillmans, is just impossible to get. I wasted money ordering the wrong oil filter from Rimmer Brothers and had to pay return postage to send that back, and then found I could get a Marina 1.8 oil filter for £2.50 off the shelf from a filter specialist, who does industrial filters as well, in Ilkeston. Now I've been sent another wrong part from another Leyland/MG specialist, even though I couldn't have been clearer about what length the cable was that I'd taken off. What DO I have to do???
